Election Cycles In Montana Suck

Heck, why am I singling out Montana? Election cycles suck.

In fact, I'm going to go on record and say this election cycle and the last presidential election cycle suck more than any presidential elections in my adult life. I'm so over it that I  think we should go down to a 3 month election cycle or candidates are disqualified to ever run for any office ever again. Oh, and get rid of every one of the special interest whatevers. They ALL need to go.

Most Countries Are NOT In A Perpetual Election Cycle

You know that, right? Most places in the world very much limit the amount of time that can be spent campaigning. In Japan, the last election cycle was 12 days. Geographical did an article on the longest and shortest political seasons in the world and America is the longest.

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I Don't Know About You, But I'm Tired Of Being Tired In Montana

This particular cycle has been brutal for Montanans because not only is it one of the most controversial presidential elections of all time, Senator Tester has some real backed competition trying to take him out of his position as a Senior Montana Senator.

It. Has. Been. Brutal. For Election Commercials In Montana

If it isn't a Trump-V-Harris or Harris-V-Trump commercial, it's probably a Tester-V-Sheehy or Sheehy-V-Tester ad. AND on a local level, we are watching our local Republican party eat themselves alive.

You know what we need? A hearty helping of Dad Jokes. You can thank me later.

Dad Jokes For The 2024 Presidential Election

11 Dad Jokes To Ease Anxiety Over The 2024 Presidential Election

Gallery Credit: Tammie Toren

Now, go on and put on your favorite movie or show, or be like me. You will catch me playing my current favorite video game, Stardew Valley, until election night. There was a new update released today, don't you know. The election shenanigans will not get me today. You can have me all night on November 5.

By the way, it was A LOT harder than you think to find jokes that wouldn't make anyone mad. A big thank you to:

I had to go through ALL the jokes on the internet to find 11 that wouldn't trigger anyone.

November 2024 Weather Forecast Breakdown by Date for Montana

The Farmer's Almanac has been predicting seasonal weather for over 200 years. See what is has to say for each date of November, 2024, for Montana.

Gallery Credit: Devon Brosnan

10 Ways to Celebrate the Month of November under The Big Sky of Montana

Not to dismiss any of the National Days that come about in the month of November, but we found ten that might add a little fun and learning to the humdrum of the holiday season.

Gallery Credit: JD Knight

By the way, you can register at the polls in Montana 👇👇👇

Every State's Voter Registration Deadline For the 2024 General Election

Gallery Credit: Rob Carroll

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